I purchased a new electric toaster today.

Yet another Will Farrell farce

So many have seemed to do this so well.

Purchased a new electric fry-pan today

Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?

Stress. What do you do?

In defence of my vice

Lists, lists, lists

The whole cinema experience

I think I am quite stupid really, but the first impression's count

Shearing saves eighty-five dollars a year

What a horrible answering machine you have.